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@bleedingphoenix @DC5FAN @theorytoe @Humpleupagus i can literally send you the video

@putrid @theorytoe @Humpleupagus @DC5FAN >she kept the video

@bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @Humpleupagus @DC5FAN i keep everything i'm proof obsessed

@putrid @bleedingphoenix @theorytoe @Humpleupagus No thanks. I'll take your word for it.

I've seen enough flaming testicles for one lifetime.

@Humpleupagus @theorytoe @putrid @bleedingphoenix Dude, you promised you'd stop.

@DC5FAN @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Ok well i don’t like being accused of lying so here is him supergluing them and writing my name on them because he paid me to do um Various things like this. Doing my skincare and stuffs now

@putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Did he cut off his dick? What is going on here? Why is there wood paneling?

@DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Jesus, never scroll up.

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix we can save her...

@Frondeur @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Bleh. She's all yours, friend.

@striderpod @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix not into semitic women???

@Frondeur @striderpod @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix Happily married 🙄 just not into crazy.

@Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @striderpod @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix congrats!!!

@Frondeur @striderpod @DC5FAN @putrid @Humpleupagus @theorytoe @bleedingphoenix They would have let me out of prison by now if I killed her after the wedding, do you know what its like to fuck the same woman for twenty five plus years after having two kids. Its like driving the same truck that has been in two wrecks and you still need to drive it to work, drive it to the store and all of your friends see you driving it. 😫

My wife is hot and crazy. She's way out of my league. I'm driving a Ferrari at full speed on the wrong side of the freeway in rush hour traffic.

@Humpleupagus @Sweetie_Squad_Liquidator @theorytoe @DC5FAN @Frondeur @striderpod @bleedingphoenix im hot and crazy