>get on ozempic
>lose weight
>oops it dissolves your bones
>get off ozempic
>regain weight
>bones crushed by new weight
>lose weight
>oops it dissolves your bones
>get off ozempic
>regain weight
>bones crushed by new weight
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It's so friggin weird. A neurologist was talking about how it blunts your dopamine, or bonding chemicals... something sinister, too.
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Point to me on the Alex Jones doll where they taught you.
Risk/Rewards. I'm pretty sure ozempic isn't good for me. I'm 46. That means 14 years till I get Cougar status. I got fake tits exactly a year ago. Middle age vanity project. I'll probably will get ran over by a Somali anyways.
I think my older sister might take it, too, & know a cousin or two does... bonding isn't hugely on any of their agendas anymore, lol.
I saw a red light therapy thing for perkier boobs, but implants seem quicker.
I saw a red light therapy thing for perkier boobs, but implants seem quicker.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ncy you don't have to turn on the red light 🎶
I score goals, I light lamps. Not my problem what color they are.
The hockey goal lights are red tho
I also suck at math. 4 years. 50 is when you become a cougar.
Id probably up my calcium intake then