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freshman year of college my only female friend was an a vaishnavite indian girl. she showed me the little krishna cartoon which I believe is mostly based on the bhagavata purana. I would later show it to a fun transmasc who left fedi years back.

Georgia are you reminded of the Indian girl you went to school with because you have diarrhea. You can be honest here

@graf actually I was reminded because I was thinking about my friendship history and also because ive been looking at sanskrit names on my phone for like an hour. but if I had eaten indian food or mexican or sczhuechan my diarrhea would probably be worse.

Get them probiotics girl

@graf I need a fucking fecal transplant at this point (sounds grosser than it is)

So..you want somebody to put the shit.... ...back? Into your body????

@graf what they do is take a healthy persons shit, do science stuff with it, put it in a suppository, and stick it up my butt

You can just use an enema bulb from someone else's toilet water if you're that desperate

@tyler @graf I am NOT that desperate jesus

@tyler@nicecrew.digital @graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz what happened here?

We are making fedi poop smoothie to restore this niggas gut microbiome

This nigga asked her post pics of the diarrhea he is not free from sin

I thought Georgia was just one of those nerd guys that fucked up his gut by taking too many antibiotics and a diet of white monster, beer, and Nathan's kosher hot dogs

@tyler@nicecrew.digital @graf@poa.st @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz bro, this nigga needs major gut reconstitution from getting aids or something

Water kefir works pretty well for me, though I prefer actual milk kefir which is like yogurt. I tried the water one though because it was Lent; and it was also effective at gut biome restoration.

Kombucha works, too - but I don’t like it as much for reasons.