freshman year of college my only female friend was an a vaishnavite indian girl. she showed me the little krishna cartoon which I believe is mostly based on the bhagavata purana. I would later show it to a fun transmasc who left fedi years back.
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Georgia are you reminded of the Indian girl you went to school with because you have diarrhea. You can be honest here
@graf actually I was reminded because I was thinking about my friendship history and also because ive been looking at sanskrit names on my phone for like an hour. but if I had eaten indian food or mexican or sczhuechan my diarrhea would probably be worse.
Get them probiotics girl
@graf I need a fucking fecal transplant at this point (sounds grosser than it is)
So..you want somebody to put the shit.... ...back? Into your body????
@graf what they do is take a healthy persons shit, do science stuff with it, put it in a suppository, and stick it up my butt
My sister has legit considered this, haha. I told her I'd be her shit donor if she'd like 💩🫶
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30Well fancy meeting you here Ms Botwin, i have need of you
Why are there only women online right now WHAT THE FUCK
I like to weigh in on health matters *cough cough* NERD 
I really do think I may have a mostly-enviable gut microbiome, though.
I really do think I may have a mostly-enviable gut microbiome, though.
Goygirl is absolutely turdmogging the shitcels on fedi rn
I was complimented once: "Do you really shit that fast & quietly? That's like a Navy SEAL skill... it can't be taught." 🫡
Jealous of her poopmaxxing, shitcel?
Yo he caught you in 4k Georgia
Sometimes on a cold lonely night I slide into her DM and accuse her of things she has no control over. You've got to keep them on their toes
Jokes aside (maybe) some friend gave me a phone # for a poop wizard lady... guess she tests your shit, literally.
I honestly do worry about my sis, hence black-market brown market dealer.
I honestly do worry about my sis, hence black-market brown market dealer.
I watched a movie once called Journey from planet sanity. This guy takes an old guy around the US to meet conspiracy theorists and a literal scatomancer. Somebody who reads your shit. Some people are wild
Scatomancer... wow, that sounds fancy.
To me it sounds like a weird fecophilia cover
Not joking. He even like smelled it and stuff
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Is that Bob Marley?? OMG, it's not even a jeet...
This was 2013. Everybody knows Indians didn't exist until 2019. That was the real covid
It might be; could be from the South
Another new word to me. OMG, the can of worms... another terrifying thought 
"what does this bowl of korma say about my future?"
...I wish you the best, though. Truly. Sorry for weird intrusiveness. Might happen again someday 😌 Gn
Was gonna say... if some can lament about shit-outs/diarrhea, I can talk about a good poop sesh, right?
And with that, friends, goon night.
DIBIDI BA DIDI DOU DOU DI BA DIDI DOU DIDI DIDLDILDIDLDIDL HOUDIHOUDI DEY DOU 
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Oh hell yeah
Madison might need a transplant from you too, it's like a battle in there for her, but it's probably just from holding in her farts all day.
Madison might need a transplant from you too, it's like a battle in there for her, but it's probably just from holding in her farts all day.