I joke around about being a chopped unc or oldtroon but this looksmaxxing stuff might be the thing that finally does me in I have no idea what the fuck is going on or who any of these people are and I am so...so scared
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@PraxisOfEvil dont worry brother see you in a week or two we will go out and drink on it
I was grafmaxxing my looks and some foid was really aggro when I started bonemashing and mewing in front of her so I softmaxxed at th
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil Ask Rick I don't do shit and the local foal are all over me
You should do sex on them to own the libs.
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil No, I almost did. I almost fell for it. I got out just before. Not falling for the detroit double take again
The h-what
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil So out of the women who came up to me to initiate conversation I chose one out of the group and figured I'd spend time with her. She came back to my hotel room and a group of us played scrabble til 7am and she had to go home but asked me to come back to Detroit the following weekend to see her so I did and she took me to a seafood restaurant knowing I don't like seafood and ordered like 100$ pate (multiples) and then returned them because they were "too salty" then after she wasted 2 hours of my time after I told rick we would meet him somewhere we roll up and she's trying to stick my hand through her dress on her tits in front of a bunch of people and yelling about that nigger that got ventilated during the protests in minnesota alex whatever his name was being her cousin (its not she's just a self admitted communist) and I just, the next bar we were at I was like "you got a way home, you need uber cash or something?" "no I can get home why?" and I walked out
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl @PraxisOfEvil to be fair we were in Ferndale which is much nicer than Detroit proper
@graf @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl Graf you need to embrace the Rick way of being which is to avoid women at all costs
@IAMAL_PHARIUS @graf @Owl This girl wanted me to do an improv class with her and I'm so glad I never signed up
@PraxisOfEvil @IAMAL_PHARIUS @Owl I gave you money for that you nigger send it back if you never did 🫵🏻
graf, is Rick as cool as he is on r/Poa.st and on the official Poa.st Discord server?
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil I would recommend rick as a friend he is great and he makes me laugh IRL
He's pretty funny yes
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil Unironically I was looking forward to seeing Rick more than I was that girl. I drove back to Detroit and I spent 2 hours in some restaurant where I had to keep saying "No I'm okay thank you" and watching her dance around in her bedroom to gutterpunk for commies while taking forever to "get ready" (she did literally nothing but smoke pot). I feel bad because she is local to rick so he will run into her again
Rick's in my top five and three Poa.st users tbh, he's just goated
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil If you have the chance to meet him, do it. He's unironically top 5 fav poast users and to meet him in the flesh was great but to drink with him 3 times now. You have to
I don't drink anymore but I'd share a pack of Marlies with Rickard sure, if you've ever listened to his videos he's political sure but not in a spergy way, and his Substack further reflects that very down to Earth, tired and dreary tone (that's praxisofevil.substack.com for any of my followers, check that out), so Rick is very chill. Easily a good guy.
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil Okay owl, meet us in Detroit in 2 weeks. Come have a drink with rick and I
@graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS Careful Owl, you know what they say, never meet your heroes
I've met a couple people from fedi before, and besides shooting guns and doing that spinny art while getting drunk off eighty dollar bottles and fishing nothing bad happened.
@Owl @PraxisOfEvil @IAMAL_PHARIUS I met rick and nothing bad happened to me. I've also met hundreds of others from here and twitter and also nothing bad happened but rick says don't meet your heroes. I did and I want to hang out with him this coming weekend. You should join us
And nothing culty is going to happen thank god.
@Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil Nah the first time rick and I met I brought @ForbiddenDreamer and @adequate with me and it was a fucking great time except for the bar rick brought us to selling us swill as bar rail vodka otherwise it was a fantastic time. You would enjoy yourself unironically. You should join us some time
What did you guys talk about anyway? Was it timeliney or was it just stuff about life?
@Owl @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @adequate No man its just guys being dudes very infrequent mentions of the timeline until one of us checked our phones. You don't know how to talk to people?
I just never know what to expect.
@Owl @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @adequate No just show up and talk about whatever. It's always literally whatever any meeting I've ever had. very rarely about the timeline
Huh. Based.
@Owl @graf @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil IRL is not a bad time with these fellas.
@adequate @Owl @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil you are biased because you get the cute room in my house any time you stay
@graf @Owl @ForbiddenDreamer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil Owl can have the cute room next time. I'll fight dreamer for the couch.
@adequate @graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil I'm finna start seducing the women he has over solely based on which bedroom they get 😤
@ForbiddenDreamer @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil putting them all on the jalcony so they have to come into my bed because they are unbearably cold
@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil Me and Yock gonna have a chill time not making eye contact!
@adequate @ForbiddenDreamer @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil woah i didnt know we were going that far I hope yock is okay with that
@graf @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil I hope he's not okay with it and it's like extra awkward the whole time
@ForbiddenDreamer @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil He wanted to sleep out there so bad so when the summer summit came and I put him out there he realized he had to walk through my bedroom every time he had to do something like piss lmfao
@graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck bro it's a jalcony you can just piss off off it (make @adequate hold it tho so you don't make a mess)
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@ForbiddenDreamer @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck Bro you're giving him jalconyfright
@ForbiddenDreamer @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck I did have sex on his bed though so he will have to think of that next time he comes over
@graf @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck Again??⁉️
@ForbiddenDreamer @graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck I'm sure Owl is totally all in for Poast Summit now.
@adequate @ForbiddenDreamer @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck I would be interested in hosting owl but I doubt it will happen
@ForbiddenDreamer @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck I got the one adequate sleeps in too don't worry
@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck That's just how you break in a new house. Expected.
@adequate @graf @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck Everybody hits the beds, it's what's been done on the kitchen counter that counts tbh
@ForbiddenDreamer @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck I broke that island hard ngl
@graf @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck Ya I know. With m*shroom. The chair broke even.
@ForbiddenDreamer @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck No do not ever tie something I did with her. I'm going to be sick
@graf @adequate @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck Oh I forgot to mention I'm a terrible person. Hope the chair's feeling better tho
@graf @ForbiddenDreamer @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck Please accept this 90s Anneke from The Gathering as a palate cleanser
@adequate @graf @ForbiddenDreamer @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil I don't want to sound controversial but that is a pretty woman.
@adequate @ForbiddenDreamer @Owl @IAMAL_PHARIUS @PraxisOfEvil @yockeypuck if you're encouraging this you forget the jalcony. the screen is too thin he will just piss on himself