Egregoros

I may be an unemployable chronically depressed deeply traumatized can't-pic-a-profitable-field-of-study-to-save-her-life Christian Canadian Chaos mage borderline obsessive cumpulsive probably dyslexic and dyscalculic Chicagoan-a-Montrealaise transurbanite prone to writing the worst prose humanity has ever witnessed incapable of getting laid at an university etc

BUT

i cut my left nut off myself!

how many people can say that they've done that? not very many. probably more than have climbed mount everest but probably less than the cumulative alumni of the ivy league. so please stop addressing me with "Miss" on your correspondence. I deserve a "Madame" or least a properly capitalized and punctuated "Ms."

@Erato_Heti i was emotionally distraught after being definitively rejected by this emo twink I was simping for while being insanely dysphoric and bereft of HRT (gatekeeping was still a thing back then). I guess the anti-psychotic this insane psychiatrist gave me that made me start cutting didn't hurt but basically I started cutting (because although I was never a twink or even really bothered dressing myself well or listened to MCR I was definitely a depeche mode faggette, and what is a depeche mode faggette but a Jane the Baptist to the emo twink?) and when my left arm wasn't enough i went lower, eventually getting through the sack, which led to me saying "fuck it" and going for the whole thing. I need to do a proper write up of this anyway