The ShroomMother
Trucks grandpa spotted in the wild
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I would be livid if they tore that down. 'You fools, he was the only thing holding the portal closed! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!'
@Doll @Decayable hi doll hi decayable
Hello, graf-chan! 
@Doll @Decayable If I end up in your state this week you better come out for a beer 🫵🏻
A beer? In moonshine country?!
It's more likely than you think.
What has you wandering this far south, mate?
@Doll @Decayable Can't tell you publicly brother but I'm sure you can speculate
I can, and wildly. There are midgets in my version.
@Decayable @Doll I will be out your way later this year. I have to go use a baseball bat on our racks in Liberty Lake
@graf @Doll @Decayable That sounds worse than having @scenesbycolleen trolling you on the web.
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen ouch, be nice mom :(
also if I pass thru your state you better come out for a beer too!
also if I pass thru your state you better come out for a beer too!
@graf @Decayable @Doll @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen save some fedifemmes for the rest of us chief, geezalou
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen Bring the beer to me and I'll indulge. You're scaring me sweetie.
@pwm @Decayable @Doll @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen I'm going to hang out with @putrid in AL and sjw and I might swing by and punch @LordMordred in the mouth in his state when I leave
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen what why scaring
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen I'm just not leaving my house, under any condition. You stopping by would be fine and funny
@pwm @Decayable @Doll @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen @putrid @LordMordred @TeaTootler I'll be next door to you nigger you better come out
Because you're willing to drink a beer with me? I mean, I'm pretty fucking terrifying. 💅🏻
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen You got a problem with your neighbors? I'll fuck somebody up for you mom tell me what they've done
@Doll @Decayable @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen I'm more scared of pwm than I am of you ngl (not scared at all)
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen Thanks, they're actually very nice and keep to themselves like I do. Aktually, we don't even have a watering hole less than an hour away from here.
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen okay, bringing the beer! I might bring my friend ariel too
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen Would be entertaining. I can't believe you're still on the USA tour. I thought you were going to stop in Detroit and go home.
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen I met a girl in Detroit and I went home, I'm sitting in my underwear on my couch right now. I'm starting a real USA tour tonight or early tomorrow morning tho. I will probably drive thru the night tonight ngl
@w0rm @Decayable @Doll @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen lmfao what, is he a bad driver? have you met him? if I drive to Cedar Rapids instead I would be kinda close to you guys ngl
@graf @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen Always wear clean undies, in case you end up "somewhere". It's important my Mom said.
@mjdigspigs @Doll @Decayable @scenesbycolleen yo my dad always said to make sure I was always wearing clean underwear in case I get arrested or shot literally lmfao my mom adopted it because she's a nurse and she just said morgue and I was like "why would somebody in the morgue care, you shit yourself when you die anyway"
@graf @Decayable @Doll @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen I'm the single most normalfag person on the fediverse and it's not even close
@pwm @Decayable @Doll @graf @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen
There was a rabbit bothering @p -- a couple shots later (headshot at ~30') and there's a stew in the fridge.
There was a rabbit bothering @p -- a couple shots later (headshot at ~30') and there's a stew in the fridge.
@pwm @Decayable @Doll @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen Wrong. My buddy wastelad has been described by my ex and friends as "The most normal person you know"
@w0rm @pwm @Decayable @Doll @p @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen I heard about this yesterday. I should drive to pete ngl he sounds like he's having a blast. I might. We'll see later tonight
@graf @pwm @Decayable @Doll @scenesbycolleen You have way too many exes. I wish you would settle down and make babies.
@mjdigspigs @pwm @Decayable @Doll @scenesbycolleen I'm trying to
He shot it directly into stew, no prep needed? Did he shoot it with a carrot through the dome? Or some bouillon buckshot?
@Doll @pwm @Decayable @w0rm @p @graf @scenesbycolleen Taste like chicken. Back when I was on blab, I was following these people telling me how to cook squirrel. It was disturbing and fascinating all at once.
@w0rm @Doll @pwm @Decayable @f0x @p @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen This would have been more impactful if it was @r4bbit
@Doll @pwm @Decayable @w0rm @p @graf @scenesbycolleen They had recibes, I kid you not.
@f0x @pwm @Decayable @Doll @w0rm @p @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen Didn't ask you I'm talking to my buddy w0rm
@mjdigspigs @Decayable @Doll @w0rm @p @graf @scenesbycolleen squirrel is good; tastes like chicken. Great with rice.
I'm of the opinion that you might as well eat chicken, no?
@william_travis @Decayable @Doll @w0rm @p @graf @mjdigspigs @scenesbycolleen shouldn't waste perfectly good eatin when you rid yourself of a pest