Just got away with not reporting gambling and sweepstakes winnings on my taxes. LFG!
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I just quietly moved my crypto around while it's low.
I just quietly moved my crypto around while it's low.
@pyrate In 2024, I won a Porsche Cayman GTS 4.0 in a giveaway but I took a cash prize of $70,000. Last year, I won another giveaway of $15,000 for buying $50 worth of creatine gummies and two times I missed my state lotto jackpot by one number but won $1000 both times. That's $87,000 in two years.
@BugmanJones @pyrate I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS GO. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A DETAIL SPEC SHEET FOR JUST WHAT EXACTLY YOU TURNED DOWN?
IF IT WAS AN OPTIONED OUT OR GOD FORBID A PAINT TO SAMPLE CAR I'M GONNA GO STOMP ON BABY BIRDS.
IF IT WAS AN OPTIONED OUT OR GOD FORBID A PAINT TO SAMPLE CAR I'M GONNA GO STOMP ON BABY BIRDS.
@catmanmancat @pyrate ....it was.....sorry bro. RIP little birdies....
@BugmanJones @pyrate 
WHAT EXACTLY WAS THIS COLOR?
WHAT EXACTLY WAS THIS COLOR?
@BugmanJones @pyrate YOU MOTHERBITCHER! THAT'S A FUCKING NARDO GREY HOTTEST MEME COLOR ON THE MARKET FUCKING GTS4.0 WITH TRACK PACKAGE AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH
@catmanmancat @pyrate Yeah I'm retarded lmao
@BugmanJones @pyrate I'M FUCKIN' RETARDED TOO BUT IF YOU WIN A SIX FIGS CAR VS CASH I'M FINDING A CAR SPERG TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO IN TERMS OF PROFITABILITY/QoL IMPROVEMENT.
YOU COULD'VE DRIVEN THAT THING FOR A SUMMER AND SOLD IT FOR WAY MORE THAN THE 75K BEFORE TAXES YOU TOOK. OH MY GOD. WHY DO I EVEN BREATHE.
BROTHER @graf PLEASE READ THE ABOVE FUMBLE SO YOUR CORTISOL SPIKES AS WELL.
YOU COULD'VE DRIVEN THAT THING FOR A SUMMER AND SOLD IT FOR WAY MORE THAN THE 75K BEFORE TAXES YOU TOOK. OH MY GOD. WHY DO I EVEN BREATHE.
BROTHER @graf PLEASE READ THE ABOVE FUMBLE SO YOUR CORTISOL SPIKES AS WELL.
@catmanmancat @BugmanJones @pyrate He fucked up. Will make fun of him for the rest of his life