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Daily reminder that disney rash is a thing because of these faggots

@Goalkeeper >Disney Rash
what

@BowsacNoodle @Goalkeeper Yes, I'm morbidly curious as well 🥴

HIS FUCKING NECKBEARD IS JUST BARREN EXCEPT AROUND THE EDGES LOL

Okay so QRD: These people are completely sedentary and then will walk for miles around disney so they end up with blood vessel inflammation called vasculitis that affects the lower parts of the legs after you perform strenuous exercise or activity for a long time. Which for them is walking

@SmidgePierce @Goalkeeper It’s just heat rash from a lot of walking and insufficient hydration. That’s what happens when bottled water is $10 or whatever

morbidly a beast.

Walking is not strenuous exercise if you aren't disabled or a lard ass.

@Goalkeeper Better explanation than I gave and makes more sense. Fats who suddenly realize they can walk if they really want to push themselves too much for their Disney magic

@SmidgePierce @BowsacNoodle @Goalkeeper I'm morbidly a beast personally

@Goalkeeper @BowsacNoodle Sedentary living and all the poison soda pop, probably some grids too.

@Goalkeeper @BowsacNoodle I mean i can't exactly envision a disney "adult" being a track star 😔😌🤣

amazing, to know i'm not as sedentary as them despite sitting for horus at a time to play games

Garbage in garbage out.

@BowsacNoodle @Goalkeeper 🙄
Listen, I hate late stage capitalism as much as the next guy, but let's not blame the prices for these human shit bags not being hydrated. I don't know how they have so much money to spend but you know damn well they wouldn't drink water even if it was free

@madcuzbad The double chinstrap
The double neckbeard

When I went to disney we just threw a bunch of gatorade in a backpack. This isn't a difficult problem to overcome.

@SmidgePierce @Goalkeeper True! All that walking probably drained their electrolytes. Disney should put some Gatorade fountains in.

@BowsacNoodle This is the result of jewish blessings

@BowsacNoodle @Goalkeeper Too many calories! Diet Coke has zero calories, don't you know?

@Goalkeeper @BowsacNoodle Being hydrated is easy for me, for them eating 4000 calories every day is easy. We are not the same.

@BowsacNoodle @Goalkeeper Disney even made a movie about it

@BowsacNoodle @SmidgePierce @Goalkeeper It'd be good for the plants too

@DEERBLOOD @BowsacNoodle @Goalkeeper Indeed, it has what plants crave

@BowsacNoodle >Disney tired
You mean sun stroke?