@GoyGirl @Dagnar @ShowMeYourLibrary The original "Cinderella" by the Brothers Grimm was GRIM. Many of their fairy tales were. The wicked stepsisters got their eyes pecked out by birds. Served them right, too.
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@Scarlett @GoyGirl @Dagnar @ShowMeYourLibrary Of the group of historic stories known as fairy tales, the vast majority were very grimdark. I guess to teach kids that life can be fucked up, and to scare them into good behaviour.
@wd_5x5 @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary The Boogey Man scared me more than Mama's hickory switch to stay in bed after I was tucked in.
@Scarlett @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary Me too, but mine were real :\
my grandma told my mom that there were gargoyles in the woods by their house when she was a kid, scared the piss out of her.
@madcuzbad @Scarlett @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary Some of them seem to be real also :\
But probly also a good way to stop your kid from getting eaten by a bear or something.
But probly also a good way to stop your kid from getting eaten by a bear or something.
@wd_5x5 @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad The most well-behaved children I've seen get whuppins' & are told stories about monsters.
I've kept the stories to naming all our wild predators & threatening they're hungry (after dark, when someone won't walk in from car, or listen to come inside, etc.) Lol
i think the only predator we got around here that oculd / would take a kid, is a cougar and they're very few and far between, but supposedly the state thought it was a good idea to reintroduce mountain lions and they've spread, i heard 'em screechin' at night round here almost sounds like an angry woman screeching in the distance lol.
They don't call em cougars for nuthin. Lol... careful... quite a few here & formidable predators. Stalkers.
Lol, wut??
Who?
@Scarlett @GoyGirl @Dagnar @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad Random intuitive guess: She loves cheese, booze, guns, Piracy and god?
Were you on Gab?
@GoyGirl @Scarlett @Dagnar @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad Yeah but shh. I'm way more popular here with the ppl I like ;)
I don't want to go back to being the very spergy slightly cringe uncool kid again xD
I don't want to go back to being the very spergy slightly cringe uncool kid again xD
Yeah but just about everyone on Gab was like that.
@Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad @wd_5x5 Some real psychos on there, not counting myself.
@Scarlett @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad Fuck yeah there was. The whole energy was shitty compared to Poast and NC
@wd_5x5 @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad My reputation was just awful on Gab & Ah dindu nuffin.
@Scarlett @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad Nein! You were hella cool! Maybe the magabooms didn't like you but they were a bunch of faggots.
She was very much a crazy chick there. The difference is men vs boys in how they responded to her. Men laughed, boys cried.
man i feel like i'm watching a buncha old people reminisce about shit i never saw.
@madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary You kinda are :)
@wd_5x5 @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary You's kinda am :)
@graf @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary He kinda ams af
@wd_5x5 @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary I scrolled up and Nancy Botwin is in this thread, just send her to my house I'll deal with her
@graf @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @ShowMeYourLibrary @GoyGirl Ooh this is not the first time The King of poast has complimented you. Think he might hold a bit of a flame for you girl :)
Tho he did call you a jew lol xD
Tho he did call you a jew lol xD
@wd_5x5 @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary I would absolutely fuck a hole through that woman and she knows it
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@graf @wd_5x5 @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary We huntin cougar up in here?
@Robert_Edwardly @graf @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary Cougars are certainly about.....
@wd_5x5 @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary she knows I would put a hole in her so just send her to my house. no reason to make a spectacle of it
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary Ok but there will be a processing fee, extra as she has a hubby. I got overheads goy.
@wd_5x5 @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary I'm not privy to that info and as far as I'm concerned if she shows up at my house after me posting this reply she is fair game
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary Fair. So is she going to have to fight that Putrid girl, or.....?
@wd_5x5 @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary No I was not involved with her
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary Coffdodgedabulletcoff
But those 2 fighting would be kinda hot tho
But those 2 fighting would be kinda hot tho
@wd_5x5 @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary No it's not. One is homicidal and one is the mom from weeds
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary Can't say I'm surprised. Think I'd better leave this topic alone tho.
@wd_5x5 @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary I cast "nigger" now send me nancy botwin
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@graf @wd_5x5 @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @sothisai damn, graf got them cravings tonight
@GrungeQueef @wd_5x5 @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Dagnar @Scarlett @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @sothisai Tell me you wouldn't and I will call you gay
you degenerate heathen.
@madcuzbad @graf @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @GrungeQueef @wd_5x5 If liking the ladies makes me degenerate I don't wanna be trad.
@Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @graf @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @wd_5x5 damn, i'm craving e-thots with pink pigtails so bad right now
@GrungeQueef @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @wd_5x5 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@GrungeQueef @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @wd_5x5 No this reeks of "my pussy stinks and I am unoriginal in my music preferences"
Shinji Ihorny 
@graf @GrungeQueef @Robert_Edwardly @madcuzbad @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @wd_5x5
Nobody really likes the taste of Nutella
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@Billy_Hughes @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad @GrungeQueef @Robert_Edwardly @TeaTootler @graf @wd_5x5 yeah because it makes your pussy stink, apparently 
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My oldest son had a longtime thing for it.
@GoyGirl @Scarlett @sothisai @Billy_Hughes @Dagnar @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad @GrungeQueef @Robert_Edwardly @TeaTootler @graf @wd_5x5 In high school I had a short phase where I'd toast 2 instant waffles, slather a shitton of butter and syrup on one, and cover the other with nutella. Then I'd sandwich them together. Pure sugar but very good for a time. I'd probably hate that now. Don't really buy nutella but I still like it
That's intense, lol 😆 I don't love it, but don't think it's bad, either. Kinda just like a little bit of real maple or berry jam on a waffle, but it's all designed for our blood sugar spikes, haha.
@Billy_Hughes @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad @GrungeQueef @Robert_Edwardly @TeaTootler @graf @wd_5x5 It's just a chocolate-flavored spread, what's not to like about it lol
@suquili @Billy_Hughes @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad @GrungeQueef @TeaTootler @graf @wd_5x5 Some people think it tastes too much like nuts (insert jokes here)
@Robert_Edwardly @Billy_Hughes @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad @GrungeQueef @TeaTootler @graf @wd_5x5 i can vaguely get that but it's predominantly chocolate to me
is this like the thing where some people think cilantro tastes like soap?
is this like the thing where some people think cilantro tastes like soap?
@suquili @Billy_Hughes @Scarlett @sothisai @Dagnar @GoyGirl @ShowMeYourLibrary @madcuzbad @GrungeQueef @TeaTootler @graf @wd_5x5 It almost certainly is yes
Yeah, no soap. And chocolate-y, yes...